Coming Fall 2026 · Web · iOS · Android
What’s the worst
that could happen?
Wreckimals is a physics comedy about very large animals and very fragile things. You choose the animal. You choose the direction. After that you are a spectator, exactly like everyone else in the building.
No pre-order. No launcher. No account. When it is ready it will be a link you tap.
Incident fileNo. 0001Subject at large
Drag to turn him around
- Moose loose in hotel lobby; guests describe him as “polite”
- Antiques fair cancelled, organisers cite “structural raccoon”
- Elephant denies all knowledge of china shop
- Insurer invents new claim category, names it after an animal
- Tea room reopens; roof pending
- Museum of Very Old Plates renamed Museum of Very Old Pieces
- Glassblower takes up pottery, then reconsiders
- Chandelier warehouse: “it was bright, and then it was not”
The entire manual
Three decisions.
Then physics takes the wheel.
Choose the animal
Each one is unsuited to indoor spaces in its own distinctive way. You are not picking a tool. You are picking a personality, and then living with it.
Choose the direction
Line it up with something breakable and expensive. Take your time. This is the last decision anyone is going to let you make.
Let go
No steering. No brakes. No second thoughts. From here you are audience, and the building is the stage.
Everything after that is momentum, and momentum has no sense of occasion.
Pre-incident risk assessment
Ask the question properly
Our actuarial department has modelled every combination it could stomach. Choose a subject and a set of premises. The department will tell you how bad it gets.
Meet the Wreckimals
Four suspects.
One of them will let you say hello.
We are showing them where we found them, which is outdoors, where they belong and where nothing valuable is kept. Where they end up is the part we are still keeping to ourselves.
Live on this pageMoose
The one you can meet today
Two metres of polite Nordic misunderstanding. He is not angry. He is not even in a hurry. He simply does not believe in doorways.
Turn him around at the top of the page
Coming soonElephant
Arriving in her own time
Every idiom about elephants and china shops was written by someone who had never actually watched it happen. They were being generous.
Coming soonRaccoon
Already inside, technically
Small. Fast. Deeply curious about things on high shelves. Has never once left a building the same way he entered it.
- Classified
Name withheld
Not yet cleared for release
Tall. Extremely fast. Panics with real commitment. Our lawyers have asked us to stop describing it and we have agreed to stop describing it.
One email, once
Be there when the doors open
Wreckimals: Chaos on the Loose arrives in Fall 2026. Leave an address and we will write to you exactly once, on the day it is playable. No newsletter, no countdown spam, no “we miss you”.
We store the address and nothing else. Read the privacy policy — it is genuinely short.
Questions we have been asked
Reasonable concerns
When can I play it?
Fall 2026. We will not be more specific than that yet, because the last studio that did is still apologising.
Can I steer the animal?
No. This is the first question everybody asks and the answer is the whole game. You aim, you commit, and then you find out — same as the shop does.
Is it a puzzle game?
No. There is no single correct line through a room and no trick shot to memorise. It is a comedy about consequences, and comedy does not repeat well.
What do I need to run it?
A browser. Phone, tablet or laptop, held sideways. There is nothing to install and no account to make.
What will it cost?
Undecided. When it is decided it will appear on this page before it appears anywhere else.
Is it violent?
Only towards ceramics. Nobody is hurt, nothing is cruel, and the animals are having a considerably better day than the furniture.
Will there be more animals?
Yes. One of them is on this page already, wearing a black bar over its name.
Who is making this?
Lucky Dreamer LLC, an independent studio. It is one game made properly rather than four made quickly.